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RedPervert
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:57 am    Post subject: Scary spam received at [email protected] Reply with quote
Or is it spam? This e-mail's only existed for like a week, it's awfully early to be spammed. On top of which, this is the creepiest spam I've ever received:
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Hi! Thank you for contacting me. I am interested in having you come in for a great massage. You can call the Illuminati at [phone number omitted] to see when I am in just ask for my hours. I can't wait to meet you. I will contact you as soon as I can otherwise I will see you when you come in for your massage.
See you soon!
Destiny


So now the question is this. Do I dare call the number? The Illuminati? WHAT THE HELL? Shocked
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HeroreV
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Probably just spam for a sex line. I used to get a lot of email like that.

Some would say something like "I saw you checking me out at the store, and you look kinda cute. Why don't you give me a call some time?"

They're good for a little laugh every now and then (Kind of like the spam version of Fighting Perverts, I guess.)

But just wait untill you start getting the "I got so hot from seeing you that I had to jack myself off right in the theater. Why don't you give me a call and we can do it together?" Shocked
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joeyboyboy
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 31, 2004 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Dont mess with the Illuminati... thats sum F*#$#$ up SH#*
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leakwingblade
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
holy shit, you got the illuminati's phone number?!?!?! prank call them! that'll get those bastards back for the kennedy assasination and the ufo cover up and especially reallity tv!
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RedPervert
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Are you kidding me? The e-mail was scary enough, I don't want my number showing up on their caller ID. I'd be seeing black helicopters before I could blink twice.
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leakwingblade
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
RedPervert wrote:
Are you kidding me? The e-mail was scary enough, I don't want my number showing up on their caller ID. I'd be seeing black helicopters before I could blink twice.


oh come now, you think the illuminati actually have black helicopters? hah!...they have flying saucers with telsa death rays on them, duh Razz
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RedPervert
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
leakwingblade wrote:
RedPervert wrote:
Are you kidding me? The e-mail was scary enough, I don't want my number showing up on their caller ID. I'd be seeing black helicopters before I could blink twice.


oh come now, you think the illuminati actually have black helicopters? hah!...they have flying saucers with telsa death rays on them, duh Razz


Uh huh. And just what do you think they're using all that space for in their flying saucers? That's right, BLACK HELICOPTER STORAGE.

I printed out that e-mail and then burned it, just to be safe.
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