FightingPerverts.com interviews Red Pervert:


FP: What was it like working on the movie The Fighting Perverts?


RP: It was very fulfilling.  I fell in love with the script from the start, and was very happy to play the Red Pervert for the film.


FP: Forgive us, but we didn't find the script to be a strength of the movie.  Could you shed some light on what you found so appealing about it?


RP: Well, my favorite parts of the script were [Red Pervert has sex with School Girl], [Red Pervert is forced to have sex with Evil Witch Lady], and [Red Pervert has sex with School Girl again], to be honest.


FP: Which brings us to our next question.  Why are you the only one of the four male perverts who actually gets laid in the movie?


RP: I have a naturally occurring mosaic zone for genitalia.  It cuts the costs of post-production to have an actor with a natural mosaic zone do a majority of the sex scenes.


FP: That's… really disturbing.


RP: Want to see it?


FP: No, thanks.


RP: Here it is.


FP: Please put your pants back on or this interview is over.


RP: ...very well.  Go on.


FP: What about the fight choreography?  The opening sequence looks sort of like an elaborate battle, but it comes across as more of a pushing contest.


RP: That scene was directed by Mr. Takinawa.  That man is a visionary.


FP: What sort of vision was that supposed to be?


RP: He was making a profound statement about what happens to a society that is overrun by naked women.  It shows that oppression in society is healthy or we will be taken over by the naked women who wear ski masks.


FP: I think it's safe to say that Mr. Takinawa would be in an asylum if he lived in the U.S.


RP: It is probable.


FP: From what do The Fighting Perverts derive their power?  How do they transform?


RP: That is very complicated.  It has a lot to do with rerouting the plasma flow through the main injectors.  Things like that.


FP: ...did you just rip that technobabble directly out of a Star Trek episode?


RP: You must understand.  It is easier than being creative.


FP: So The Fighting Perverts transform and… do what?  The don't appear to have extraordinary abilities when transformed.


RP: They get laid more when they're transformed.


FP: Well, you do anyway.


RP: You catch on quick.


FP: So essentially, the transformation simply makes you all hornier.


RP: It is not just that.  The uniforms make us more attractive to women.  That is why the Evil Witch Lady forced me to service her.  It is a memory that will haunt me forever.


FP: I'm sure it will.  Well, thank you for your time Mr. Red Pervert.


RP: Thank you.

Red Pervert in civilian clothing

The tongue attack!

He's got such a winning smile!

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