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FightingPerverts.com interviews Red Pervert: FP: What was it like working on the movie The Fighting Perverts? RP: It was very fulfilling. I fell in love with the script from the start, and was very happy to play the Red Pervert for the film. FP: Forgive us, but we didn't find the script to be a strength of the movie. Could you shed some light on what you found so appealing about it? RP: Well, my favorite parts of the script were [Red Pervert has sex with School Girl], [Red Pervert is forced to have sex with Evil Witch Lady], and [Red Pervert has sex with School Girl again], to be honest. FP: Which brings us to our next question. Why are you the only one of the four male perverts who actually gets laid in the movie? RP: I have a naturally occurring mosaic zone for genitalia. It cuts the costs of post-production to have an actor with a natural mosaic zone do a majority of the sex scenes. FP: That's… really disturbing. RP: Want to see it? FP: No, thanks. RP: Here it is. FP: Please put your pants back on or this interview is over. RP: ...very well. Go on. FP: What about the fight choreography? The opening sequence looks sort of like an elaborate battle, but it comes across as more of a pushing contest. RP: That scene was directed by Mr. Takinawa. That man is a visionary. FP: What sort of vision was that supposed to be? RP: He was making a profound statement about what happens to a society that is overrun by naked women. It shows that oppression in society is healthy or we will be taken over by the naked women who wear ski masks. FP: I think it's safe to say that Mr. Takinawa would be in an asylum if he lived in the U.S. RP: It is probable. FP: From what do The Fighting Perverts derive their power? How do they transform? RP: That is very complicated. It has a lot to do with rerouting the plasma flow through the main injectors. Things like that. FP: ...did you just rip that technobabble directly out of a Star Trek episode? RP: You must understand. It is easier than being creative. FP: So The Fighting Perverts transform and… do what? The don't appear to have extraordinary abilities when transformed. RP: They get laid more when they're transformed. FP: Well, you do anyway. RP: You catch on quick. FP: So essentially, the transformation simply makes you all hornier. RP: It is not just that. The uniforms make us more attractive to women. That is why the Evil Witch Lady forced me to service her. It is a memory that will haunt me forever. FP: I'm sure it will. Well, thank you for your time Mr. Red Pervert. RP: Thank you. |
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Red Pervert in civilian clothing |
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The tongue attack! |
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He's got such a winning smile! |
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